I Hate Cupcakes.

23 May

These entries will serve any number of purposes.  As both P.H. and B.S.C.G are almost completely intolerant of others, their involvement with the general population serves to frustrate and annoy them on a regular and ongoing basis.

Hence why scenes like below do not inspire their belief or hope in humanity.

Actual conversation from the office:

(A bit of backstory, P.H. has been at her new office for approximately 8 days when she decides to pick up designer cupcakes as a nice gesture for her coworkers).

INT. Tiny, cramped Office

Princess Helper arrives with bag, purse, and box of designer cupcakes.

P.H.

Hey guys, I was nearby Sugar Daddy’s last night, and I picked up some cupcakes for everyone.

EVERYONE ELSE IN OFFICE

Wow, thanks – these are good.

THE HATER

Where are they from?

P.H.
(points to box)
Sugar Daddy’s.*

(*For the uninformed, there are a number of deluxe bakeries in town, Sugar Daddy’s is the original and makes only cupcakes).

THE HATER

Why?

P.H.

They were close by, and well, are kind of delicious.

THE HATER

What about Kitch?*

(*Kitch is another designer cupcake bakery, located at least 20 minutes away from Sugar Daddy’s.)

P.H.

I was next door to Sugar Daddy’s.

THE HATER

Oh, Kitch is much better.

P.H.
(can only look incredulously)
Well, I was right there.

End of conversation.  The Hater chooses not to eat ANY of the cupcakes during the day.  For the record, cupcakes are basically the same collection of sugar, butter, and flour anywhere, around the world.

P.H. had hopes for her new office, but this 2 minute conversation ended all dreams of a normal working environment.

The Sugar Daddy's counter

Why would you turn this down?

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