Archive | December, 2012

Sending to ‘friends’ everywhere.

5 Dec

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A brief missive from Troll Feet.

5 Dec

Hi PH,

Can you please run this past Consultant, since her team will be facilitating and she requested the round tables?*

Thanks,
Me**

All of this is a straight ticket to No.  Oh hell no.

*PH wonders why the fuck Troll Feet is incapable of sending such details through to the Consultant directly?  Why on earth must this direction go through PH?

**Troll Feet has started signing her e-mails this way. NO.  N-O.  NO.  PH does not appreciate the gesture.

WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE SHOUTED?

5 Dec

CONSTANTLY.  PH’S BOSS IS INCAPABLE OF USING HER INSIDE VOICE BECAUSE IT DOESN’T EXIST.  DON’T GET PH STARTED ON THE LAUGH.  THERE IS ONLY VOLUME 1,000.  WHY IS NOT THE WEEKEND YET?  THIS LOOKS LIKE A KANYE WEST THOUGHT.

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Paying for her ‘boyfriend.’

2 Dec

PH shudders to think of Troll Feet as a ‘Sugar Momma’ but by the very definition of the term, so she is.  That’s right, as a woman in her 60’s, Troll Feet is completely taking care of someone else.  Case in point, she happily chirped about the ticket she bought her boyfriend so he could spend time with her this holiday season.  PH wonders what sort of ‘catch’ is in his late 40’s and cannot afford a domestic ticket from a flyover state to the east coast.

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Oh Troll Feet…