Archive | February, 2013

YOU SIT HERE.

28 Feb

Although PH assumes Troll Feet is trying to be nice normal functional genuine, at any point where the New Assistant has a chance to choose her own seat – Troll Feet strangely cock blocks tells her exactly where to sit.  It doesn’t matter the situation – restaurant, meeting, lunch – Troll Feet demands seating of her humble assistant.

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On sending gibberish.

28 Feb

A busy week here at the School!  PH has to have a giggle as she was recently requested by Troll Feet to send out to the entire campus an entirely derived and nonsensical document.  PH giddily awaits the outcome and confusion.

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Not even kidding.

26 Feb
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#bless

After 6 years in the Gulf, PH recognizes that different cultures dress differently.  She has not been prepared for the dazzling array of color combinations, pattern choices and general ensemble of the new assistant.  Of course, it doesn’t hinder her ability to work, but it’s fun to come in each day and see what crazy combination she’s come up with.

 

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Submitted without comment.

25 Feb

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Dear School Travel Team…

21 Feb

You are terrible, less than, and when you send missives like this: ‘Still awaiting approval from unit head  for below passenger booking .FYI’ in regards to an e-mail that PH copied you on LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO, PH wants to fucking smack you across the face.  Everything you do is difficult.

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Idiot just asked…

19 Feb

…how to e-mail or call someone to reserve a room that PH told her exactly how to do.

#headdesk #whousesthephoneanymore #alwaysemail

A haiku…

19 Feb

…PH snagged from the interwebs.

I hate group projects
just let me do it myself 
everyone else sucks.

Basically summing up all feelings PH has towards the Idiot.

More filed under No.

19 Feb

Hi Nice Dad,

Is check ready yet???
This beloved message comes from Director’s Annoying Wife.  As you might imagine, the tone is obnoxious and comes to the department almost monthly.  The check she’s referring to is for the free schooling the School provides her precious son.  PH completed the paperwork in approximately one hour and yet, well, you see above.  No thank you.  No, ‘how is it going?’ or ‘hope all is well,’ just a cunty e-mail message.
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From Nice Dad,
It’s the same every year… she’s so annoying.  I almost wrote a snarky e-mail last night, but decided against it since I was on my second glass of wine.
Sigh.

No.

18 Feb

TROLL FEET IS EXPLAINING TO THE IDIOT THE EXACT SET UP OF HER DESK DRAWERS.

#KILLPHNOW 

The partition.

18 Feb

The Idiot, unfortunately, has to sit near the printers.  Troll Feet, naturally, was quite upset about this.  To the point she suggested demanded that the Idiot get a partition to separate her from the general population her colleagues.

Enter this morning and a gem much like this one was in place.

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It’s even more awkward in person.

The giant device effectively and completely cuts her off from everyone.  PH is jealous!!!