In absence of work…PH presents Battle Rope.

30 Jul

PH knows that some people in her department work harder than others, still, it’s difficult not to cringe when she receives missives like the following:

Hi Team,

I just wanted to let you all know about my plan for the Battle Rope announcement.*

I would like people to see the DVD, showing how to use the rope. DVD’s can not be shown on the TV’s on the walls. I have booked the mobile TV and DVD player for the first week of semester, to be placed in the gym and roll continually for the week.  I will announce the rope at that time.**

 

If anyone wants to see the DVD from the team before then please ask.***

rope-guy-exercise

THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE. THE SCHOOL HAS BATTLE ROPES!

 

*Did anyone ask?  No, I don’t think they did.  Furthermore, ‘announcement’ seems a bit…overblown for a new piece of gym equipment that most people will probably delete.

**This is a real sentence.

***They are ropes.  Really?

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