P.H. has not fondly mentioned Mr. Vanilla in the past. Recently, he seems to be on a mission to discredit P.H., generally tarnish her reputation at the School and whenever possible throw her under the proverbial bus. P.H. does not let trivial things like this bother her, however, she would be remiss if she let this gem pass today.
As P.H. now occupies Mr. Vanilla’s old office (which, for the record became a lesson in immaturity and genuine annoyance as Mr. Vanilla attempted every stalling technique in the book) and has been for nearly 2 weeks, Mr. Vanilla dropped by this morning and inquired as to the whereabouts of his stapler. P.H. raised an annoyed eyebrow in his direction and politely informed him, no, she did not have his stapler.