Ordering clothes.

PH lives abroad, but can order things from the US and have them shipped over.  This is a privilege which, naturally, the Hypochondriac, upon learning about has completely, totally and utterly abused and PH feels will be stripped away at any moment due to her co-workers extreme online shopping habit.

In what form?

Ordering clothes.

Where from?

Where else?

Victoria’s Secret.

Yes, the place well known for UNDERWEAR is where she has ordered no less than $500 (?) amount of clothes from.

Bras, yes? Clothes, no!

 

Candidate X Strikes again.

Without any input or encouragement, P.H. received this e-mail over the weekend from dear Candidate X:

Hey HR team,

Hope u doing well! 

Just a follow up email regarding my application! Havnt heard from since a week, u ppl might hav been busy with the event of 5th sept at ur place!

Kindly plz let me knw!

 

Thanx

Candidate X

There are so many levels of which this is wrong, P.H. just wants to block all future conversation with him.

Never e-mail someone you want a job from like this.

Hey! 

Hoping a reply from you! Kindly plz let me know if I can work as I got my own family visa, u won’t need to worry about any sponsorship change! I am rather happy to stay in my family visa n work for you! I m just excited dunno y! I always come to XX to drop my bro for his classes n always had a dream to work in tht boundary!

Every form of communication is a way for you to turn off the recruiter.  P.H. is not a texting buddy, nor is she someone who appreciates this many (!).  P.H. shudders as this type of ‘speak’ dredges up old memories of the Hater.  Needless to say, this candidate will not get a response or an interview.